25 things only early noughties kids will understand

1. Searching for the perfect Myspace profile song that best conveyed your deeply complex soul.

myspace-add-to-profile

2. Keeping that swooping side-fringe in place #thestrugglewasreal

3. When you were feeling artistic:

wordartdb

4. Getting out of your super-tight black skinnies like:

5. Post-selfie arm ache.

myspace_angle

6. Your totally impractical school bag: 

s-l225

 

7. Evenings spent flirting on MSN. Will they guess my not-so-cryptic screen name is directed at them? Will they notice me if I log off and then back on? Screw it. I’m gonna nudge them. 

tumblr_mzz9vtw26c1ql6zyao1_400

8. Knowing you will never achieve the Delevingne brow because this was the fashion when you were growing up and you plucked out most of your eyebrow hair #sobsintopillow   

2c1515aa00000578-3226621-image-a-2_1441955101675

 

9. LimeWire basically killing your computer. 

10. California dreaming: ‘No, but like, I am definitely moving there when I grow up’. 

11. When bearing your soul to your crush involved Sharpies and a CD: 

320

12. The heart-stopping, pupil-dilating moment when you logged in to see this:

grid-cell-10138-1427295256-5

13. Spending more time with your virtual family than your real-life family.

14. Referencing Shaggy every time someone accused you of something.

15. Feeling so loyal to Myspace you convinced yourself Facebook would never take off.

16. Crop tops and belly button piercings because, Britney. 

17. Memorising the cheer routines from Bring It On.

18. You remember when Justin had his vengeance.

19. You still miss Woolworths.💔

84184958

 

20. Painful hair goals: 

21. This is the Vause you remember:

22. Waiting for that letter to come and then cursing your simple muggle self when it didn’t arrive. 

23. The satisfaction of opening and closing your flip-phone

24. Your sweet ride: 

25. Thinking this was the most romantic thing you had ever seen. 

RSS FORUM CHATS

  • Coming Out
    My parents don't support pride at all. I want to come out to them as bisexual but they will be really mad and prolly scream at me. My brother told them that he thinks he likes guys and girls and my dad screamed at him and now my dad won't even talk to him. At […]
  • am i bi???
    ive felt straight all my life... but i might be bi, im young tho and might be confused, but i feel i could be bi
  • does anyone cook here?
    I love trying to cook new things- i dont think i am very good but its a fun challenge
  • How do I come out to my parents I dont know if there homophobic or not we havent ever talked about something like lgbtq and IM SCARED *TERRIFIED FACE*
    umm hi im new on this site i dont really know how it works but im hoping someone whos a real person out there can tell me how to come out to my parents cuz i have a really good relationship with my dad hes my bestie i would feel really comfortable coming out to […]
  • IM NEW SO IM POSTING......SOMETHING???
    heyyyy guys (btw i dont know anyone in this place so im just really talking to a empty space soo...) but anyways i just joined this ditch the label thing cuz it sounded like my type of thing and wanted to post just to see how it works :) IF ANYONE REAL REPLIES TO THIS […]
  • Coming Out
    I have been questioning for about 3 years now. My high school was pretty hick and unaccepting when it comes to anyone who doesn't conform to "social norms". when I first started feeling this way, I talked to one of my other friends who was bi and he really tried to help me feel comfortable […]

Comedian Shannon DeVido on how she usually answers these 10 common questions about being a wheelchair user

1. How do you go to the bathroom?

I didn’t do well in science, but from what I can tell, after I drink a lot of water or eat, after a few hours, my body lets me know it needs to come out…unless I eat Chipotle, then it’s only about 30 mins. Worth it though.

2. How fast does that thing go?

Sadly, not as fast as I want. If I had my way, I’d “pimp my chair” so it’d be able to go on a highway, but my family don’t think it’s very “safe”. Also, I often hear “you’re going to get a speeding ticket!” Nope. Not true. Not even in a school zone.

3. Can you have sex?

I think you need to buy me a nice dinner and be interested in my extensive Harry Potter knowledge before I answer this question for you.

4. Do you sleep in your chair?

This often comes from kids, so I will usually say, “No, because the stuffed animals on my bed would be lonely.” To adults I just eye roll.

5. Does she need something? (Asked to the person I’m with)

Hi! Down here! You can talk to me! I graduated college, Cum Laude. I’m pretty good at ordering chicken fingers.

6. Do you know [insert name here]? He’s also in a wheelchair.

Steve McSteverson? Yeah! He’s usually at the underground wheelchair meetings where we talk about stupid questions.

7. What’s wrong with you?

Plenty! Just ask my therapist! Honestly, I don’t mind when people ask me about my specific disability, but when it’s said in this curt manner it makes me feel like I should think there’s something wrong with me just for being a wheelchair user.

8. Is your boyfriend in a wheelchair too?

No, James McAvoy is not a wheelchair user… unless he’s playing Professor X. Then yes.

9. Can I get a ride?

How much are you paying me? Rates go up during peak hours and big events. #WheelchairUber

10. Do you need help?

Nope. I’m good. Thank you for asking. I promise I’ll ask if I need it.

**Disclaimer: I’m not actually dating James McAvoy. Sorry, rumour factory and apologies to his incredibly attractive wife.**

Written by Shannon DeVido

www.shannondevido.com

RSS FORUM CHATS

  • Coming Out
    My parents don't support pride at all. I want to come out to them as bisexual but they will be really mad and prolly scream at me. My brother told them that he thinks he likes guys and girls and my dad screamed at him and now my dad won't even talk to him. At […]
  • am i bi???
    ive felt straight all my life... but i might be bi, im young tho and might be confused, but i feel i could be bi
  • does anyone cook here?
    I love trying to cook new things- i dont think i am very good but its a fun challenge
  • How do I come out to my parents I dont know if there homophobic or not we havent ever talked about something like lgbtq and IM SCARED *TERRIFIED FACE*
    umm hi im new on this site i dont really know how it works but im hoping someone whos a real person out there can tell me how to come out to my parents cuz i have a really good relationship with my dad hes my bestie i would feel really comfortable coming out to […]
  • IM NEW SO IM POSTING......SOMETHING???
    heyyyy guys (btw i dont know anyone in this place so im just really talking to a empty space soo...) but anyways i just joined this ditch the label thing cuz it sounded like my type of thing and wanted to post just to see how it works :) IF ANYONE REAL REPLIES TO THIS […]
  • Coming Out
    I have been questioning for about 3 years now. My high school was pretty hick and unaccepting when it comes to anyone who doesn't conform to "social norms". when I first started feeling this way, I talked to one of my other friends who was bi and he really tried to help me feel comfortable […]